What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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