Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I queefed so loud it echoed.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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