The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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