I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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