On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
tell me about the fingering
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