ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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