Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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