and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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