They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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