I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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