he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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