I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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