I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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