If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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