Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
well you can't waste a boner
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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