i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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