Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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