Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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