I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
vagina is talking i cant
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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