i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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