I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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