I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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