If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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