That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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