omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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