we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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