The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
thus making me awesome and them whores
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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