he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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