i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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