Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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