And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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