I love watching others lives come down to our level.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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