How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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