This girl is more easily done than said...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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