wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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