Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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