I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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