I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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