We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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