We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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