can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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