u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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