It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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