Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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