turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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