sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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