the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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