lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so let's talk penis.
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we're making bets on your personal life
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize