how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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