I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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