:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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