I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm both gender and math confused
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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