If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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