he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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