i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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